http://www.bash.org/?71813 OK, Major decision here... I need your help pr0n or food? Stay on IRC, or go try and get laid? Wow, I was close. :P 2nd irc all the way you can get laid with the bot Yeah, good idea... no big difference http://www.bash.org/?71816 Pepperspray stings more the 39th time... but it's 1am, so the girls should have used all their pepper spray... http://www.bash.org/?117800 a fun part of being on someone's ignore list is trying to get people to say crazy shit, like "i dunno, i tend to judge that on a whore-by-whore basis" http://www.bash.org/?118079 <_joshua> I got distracted by pigfuckers and haven't ordered it pigfuckers? where? * uid0 gets camera <_joshua> Coworkers <_joshua> cow orkers *** Mutiny (~trivial@h0000deadbeef.ne.client2.attbi.com) joined PIIIIG FUCKERZZZZ! speak of the devil holy shit it's crazy out <_joshua> He's not a pig fucker. He's a pig lover. better than a penguin lover DIE PENGUINFUCKERS DIE <_joshua> Squawk er, hi i think maybe i should disconnect before i fry my shit too hot? <_joshua> pan fried or sauteed http://www.bash.org/?119824 [20:05:47] excessive /me's make for much creepiness :) [20:05:57] * nym agrees [20:05:59] * malaclyps winks [20:06:04] * malaclyps and touches himself [20:06:04] * nym farts [20:06:05] * vab nods http://www.bash.org/?119825 [20:05:22] <_joshua> That's less than optimally funny. http://www.bash.org/?120293 CTCP/FISHEADS request from matthew^ : * Medlir eats them up, yum. ROLY POLY FISH HEADS CTCP/DEAD_PUPPIES request from Ash : haha CTCP/SOUND request from Ash : DEAD_PUPPIES.WAV tell me again why I'm not ignoring all CTCP? http://www.bash.org/?120414 postmodernism is an invention by the CIA and the cultural backbone funded by the power elites to subvert and eliminate the social progressive movement http://www.bash.org/?172949 I've been sitting in front of my comp all these years, with my left foot under me and now the skin on the upper foot/ankle area has thickened. I've evolved. I am the future, and it starts at my foot. http://www.bash.org/?174530 hehe are you telling us about your future, Nyrlath? future? no Yoda. my past. ahhh k http://www.bash.org/? you know what I always wondered americans say that a vagina looks like a pink taco what the fuck kind of tacos are you guys eating in america you sick bastards Bald Tacos. With no cheese. Because cheese is bad. http://www.bash.org/?573471 [16.20.44] how come italians make the worst fighters? [16.21.05] cause it's impossible to defend yourself with one hand on your balls. [16.21.15] ... [16.21.37] I might not be up on my racial humor, so I don't get it. [16.21.53] they like to scratch their balls a lot [16.21.59] Ahhh. [16.22.02] Very funny. http://www.bash.org/?584895 http://www.bash.org/?582103 (Sporq) i gotta take a linux. (Blaxthos) don't forget to flush. WTF? :P yeah that's lame too but mildly ammusing in a crappy sense I gotta jerk off my NetBSD. Let's submit stupid quotes where we replace a word with a tech word... and then the second person can pretend we said the original word and respond! Oh hohoho, good times. lol http://www.bash.org/?585335 what psu do you need for an athlon 64 2X box? 500 watts i'd imagine. at least 50 skadillion watts 1.21 jiggawatts! Great scott! at which point the flux capacitor engages and rips a hole in the fabric of space time! http://www.bash.org/?585761 Your suckitude is less than usual today, Pendragn. I'm saving it all up for tomorrow. I see. I'm testing for black belt tomorrow in HapKiDo. I'll need all the suck I can muster for maximum humiliation. Pfft. I've had a black belt for like 8 years now. I wear it every day. === Extra not submitted. [20.33.35] Originality: 0 [20.33.45] Funny: 5 [20.33.53] Funny: 2 [20.33.57] Maybe 1. [20.33.58] Interesting: 5 [20.33.59] * ttyR2 has a white belt in Tae Bo [20.34.06] haha ttyR2 [20.34.43] I also have a brown belt, but I rarely wear it. [20.34.58] * IDMUD_ has brown underwear [20.35.07] Brown, or white with brown stripes? [20.35.16] skidmarks === http://www.bash.org/?585749 fucking cock. find is a cock cock fuck shit find . \( -path "./1/200*" -prune -o -path "./2/xyz" \) -o -print reverse polar, space sensitive, paren escaping from bash stack based thinking belongs in the 70's. cleaner version: find . \( -path "./1/200*" -o -path "./2/xyz" \) -prune -o -print fuck me why the first one works why doesnt ls have a muthercocking exclude/prune huh. die ls http://www.bash.org/?585751 <@thadood> Someone needs to go back and take elementary classes for English again. jese shes gtn uglier by d min eh did u nt evr ere of txt?